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Darlings...

I'm Not One To Gossip, But...

Edited by Danni Vegas

Oh, what a tangled web we weave! Joan Collins, Dynasty's indomitable Alexis Morrell Carrington Colby Dexter Colby has lost the first battle of the new season, and will presumably walk the aisle for the fourth time. The scenario, which is too uncomfortably like real-life for Joan, will unite her with the mysterious stranger (played by hunk James Healey) who saved her life in the season opener. She begged the producers to cancel the wedding, but was told it was vital a bitter blow to Joan, who realizes she is losing the clout she has wielded all these years. As one source puts it... "For Joan, this new storyline hits too close to Holm -Peter Holm." And, of course you'll all remember that Mr. Holm recently dumped by Collins lost a nasty court battle requesting $80,000 in support of the "style to which she accustomed him." Further developments at the repealhearings now have Holm facing six

counts of contempt and a possible 3 year jail term. Rumors say he was secretly married in France, which negates the entire proceedings.

Collins, calling this the last year of her Dynasty reign, has set sights on handsome Robert Wagner, to co-star in a light, romantic comedy similar to his Hart to Hart series. They've begun scripting, and Joan states her character will be all sweetness nothing like superbitch Alexis.

Betwitched! That seems to be why Johnny Carson recently celebrated the 25th Anniversary of The Tonight Show, a festive frolic down memory lane. With nary a mention of long-time former friend and frequent past guest-host Joan Rivers, Carson quipped through clips of comedy kingpins Groucho Marx, Red Skelton, and many more. His usual ironic timing fixed the taping on the day of the recent earthquake, and Carson claimed it was a little dramatic, but thanked the state of California for the special salute! He also queried "Where the hell's the Pope when we need him?"

Affording him fabulous material for his notorious monologues, he reminded everyone that one of the safest places to stand during a quake is in a doorway. "The only ones to survive the really big one will probably be Amway sales-men and Jehovan's Witnesses." Congratulations Johnny, and may you have 25 more! Continued on page 13

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Presents...

2nd. Annual Halloween Costume Ball SATURDAY, OCTOBER 31st.

Prizes Judged On Originality & Best Costume 1st. $75.00 2nd. $50.00 3rd. $25.00

Every Third Thursday Enjoy MELISSA ROSS & Special Guests October 15th. This Month

BEN

D.J.'s

Mon., Wed., Fri.Sun.

RUSS Tues.

KAREN & STEVE Alternate Thursdays

Joan marries again, again,

and still again!

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